Club De La Chris
August 2012
I think I saw you the other day so I freaked out and jumped behind a tree to hide. Then I remembered just because I recognised someone it doesn't mean I have to talk to them because they might not recognise me and you didn't recognise me because you don't know who the fuck I am and there was no reason for me to hide whatsoever. So now I feel like a creep.
Don’t feel crap. I understand that completely. It happened once with me with frezned before we met and became friends. I even did it today with some TV presenters today. Stupid thing was I actually knew them and used to be their boss.
Anyway don’t worry about it. If you see me again just say hi. It’s happened to me a bunch of times. I’m very nice.
Measured your penis yet? We want exact numbers here.
Nope. I’m a 23 year old wast of space. I don’t own a measuring tape.
Would you ever smooch a person who might be crazy
Yes. I have. I would again. I even slept with a couple. Sex with crazy people is either AMAZING or TERRIFYING!
When will we see you wanking on cam4?
Never.
Can we see you naked again? It could be an old picture, but new would be awesome.
There are no pictures of me naked. So no.
When you wank, do you roll your foreskin all the way down?
Sometimes. I MIX SHIT UP SON!
chris man i hooked up with this guy and then i found out that my friend likes him but she doesn't know i kissed him should i tell her? or should i just leave it and hope she never finds out
FUCK! Why do people ask me these questions? I’m happy to answer them but I am an incredibly fucked up person and not exactly the most equipped to help you out.
Anyway, here’s the deal. You aren’t in the wrong. You didn’t know she was into him when you hooked up. How could she be angry at that? It’s not anyone’s fault. If she is fuck her. She’s an annoying bitch and I hope she dies alone.
Now you don’t need to tell her anything. It’s none of her business. All that can happen is that she’ll feel bad that he didn’t hook up with her. Nothing is gained from this. Does that answer your question.
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