June 2012
6 posts
overtheunderpass:
i got a call from the doctors office this morning because they tested my pee and wanted to give me results
apparently they tested me for chlamydia, gonorrhea, and pregnancy
they gave me the all clear
a virgin has no chlamydia, gonorrhea, or baby in the belly
what a concept, medical staff
I’m not a virgin and I’ve had chlamydia … meh. One pill and...
May 2012
96 posts
extrememediocrity asked: Why does Average Adam suck so much?
Ask me questions for my new video. →
adamusprime:
chrisleben replied to your post: Comedy is about laughing…
This person totally doesn’t get comedy. Most professional comedians hate Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Dunham and Dane Cook. They use easy unimaginative and sometimes needlessly racist/offensive jokes. As a comedian I hate that I’m in the same industry.
chris “has been on a tv show” leben agrees with me
Fuck you. I’ve...
Anonymous asked: mwah mwah dis is a kiss from m 2 u
Anonymous asked: When is your new podcast going to be online? Also, will it kick Poor Chris's ass?
celebsinthebuff asked: well you nude up more i will put more of your cute body on the web. you have nothing to be ashamed of.
Anonymous asked: Will there be another installation of Poor Chris anytime soon?
Anonymous asked: I miss Hungry Beast, and you on Hungry Beast. Fuck you, Australians who think The Voice and Two and a Half Men are good television shows. .